Schadenfriday

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 06/12/2015 at 16:57 • Filed to: schadenfriday

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Party-vi > ttyymmnn 06/12/2015 at 16:59

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 06/12/2015 at 17:24

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dear humans. helmets. that is all.

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 06/12/2015 at 17:31

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That one where the kid planted his forehead into the pavement. Oh my. Some of these things I can’t watch. But my boys enjoy watching these, and we always talk about the importance of helmets. If anything, these videos help them learn that they need to have a helmet on every time they do something stupid. Or just when they ride their bike.

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 06/12/2015 at 17:36

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yeah, if my kids were a little older, I’d watch these with them. I already have them calling out foolish motorcyclists without helmets (no helmet law in CO)

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 06/12/2015 at 17:40

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My guys do the same thing. We also look for people with little or no gear. I don’t ride, but we see so many morans riding in shorts, flip-flops and wife beaters. The ROT Rally is in town this weekend, which means thousands of bikers on the roads. I’m going to drive as little as possible. There are always a few deaths every year. It will be interesting to see how it goes, considering the recent unpleasantness in Waco.

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 06/12/2015 at 17:43

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they also focus on pointing out speeders (read: people passing us quickly. man, hope they don’t look at my speedo) and for folks using their phones.

soon enough they’ll be calling ME out :D

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 06/12/2015 at 17:50

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You mean you haven’t taught them that everybody else is wrong and that you are infallible? Dude, that’s Parenting 101!

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 06/12/2015 at 17:52

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well sure, I have, but eventually they’ll see the holes in the theory!

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 06/12/2015 at 18:05

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My 12-year-old’s favorite new word is “hypocrisy.”

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 06/12/2015 at 18:12

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“how come you get soda whenever you want and I can only have it once a week!?”

“well, you haven’t passed the parenting test. tell me, what are taxes?”

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 06/12/2015 at 18:15

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The correct answer is, “Because I’m dad. Get your own kids.”

wiffleballtony > ttyymmnn 06/13/2015 at 00:58

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These are the types of people that manage to shoot themselves while cleaning a gun.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 06/13/2015 at 15:41

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In my house it’s, “I’m Dad, so let me go out to my man lab and take up a new hobby because I am the villain who can’t communicate.”

New Hobby Agenda:

1. Charcoal-powered aluminum casting

2. Welding

3. Bicycling

(Let me get out there and actually finish the man lab...)